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Hi, hello, please leave your shoes at the door, thank you. Welcome to my darling little corner of the internet... don't mind the smell. On this site, you'll find everything you need to know and everything there is to know about little ol' me, thine holy disciple, Maximus. It'll be like looking right up my nose, directly into my brain! Wave hello to the brain-eating amoeba for me, while you're up there.

This website, like many others, is a constant work in progress, so bear that in mind. Feel free to have a gander at my source code... but be warned, I'm no good at HTML, nor CSS. One shudders to imagine how poorly written my code must be.

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