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Hi, hello, please leave your shoes at the door, thank you. Welcome to my darling little corner of the internet... don't mind the smell. On this site, you'll find everything you need to know and everything there is to know about little ol' me, thine holy disciple, Maximus. It'll be like looking right up my nose, directly into my brain! Wave hello to the brain-eating amoeba for me, while you're up there.

This website, like many others, is a constant work in progress, so bear that in mind. Feel free to have a gander at my source code... but be warned, I'm no good at HTML, nor CSS. One shudders to imagine how poorly written my code must be. This site is held together by nothing but masking tape and love. (Seriously, why does my whole site crumble to BITS when I try adding "!DOCTYPE html" to the start of my code?)

While you're here, consider signing my Guestbook...

THE UPDATE LOG...

06/08/25
...Site broke. AGAIN. The layout got all chunky and... weird. ANYHOW. That's all fixed up now. I liked how the site looked being wider, so I kept it a little bigger than before. :-)

06/04/25
Finally got to finishing up the art gallery! You can find it to your left. I definitely didn't get everything, but oh well. I just added whatever was easily accessible on my computer.

06/02/25
CRISIS AVERTED, EVERYBODY!!! Turns out I just needed to bite the bullet and add "!DOCTYPE html" to the start of my index.html file... oops.

06/02/25
SITE DOWN!!! I REPEAT, SITE DOWN!!! Uuhh... site's broken. NO clue why. I cleared my cache, and now... this. Be patient with me while I try to fix it. :-(

05/31/25
emoved shoutbox page, added a chatbox to the homepage. Scroll down!

05/30/25... again.
NEW BLOG ENTRY, BABY!!! CHECK IT OUT! And the very first, too! It's about Rick and Morty... sorry to disappoint. (You should totally watch, though, cough)


05/30/25

The first entry! Added a section for other folk's buttons... and this update log! I wanted to keep track of things beyond the arbitrary "last updated" date to your right.

BUTTONS, FOR THE PEOPLE!!!

A collection of some of my favourite webpages! Leave a shout, or a message in my guestbook, and it would be my honor to add your button here. Just make sure the link to your site is... you know, actually functional. Looking at you, O mysterious "rylie-cloud."